It's not Fall, I'm not a kid, this isn't Grandma's house and these
aren't from Winchell's:

... but this still makes me very, very happy.
Yum-yum-shrekpop!
 
 
 
 

 Released in 1999 and retired (makes it sound so important) in 2002, Treats For The Kids was gifted to me years ago, and I've loved it ever since.
Released in 1999 and retired (makes it sound so important) in 2002, Treats For The Kids was gifted to me years ago, and I've loved it ever since. Ostensibly, this is supposed to be a normal, human Dad and Mom dressed as our favorite classic monster couple, ready to go treating with their costumed kids, according to Dept. 56's official line for this set (#55016).
Ostensibly, this is supposed to be a normal, human Dad and Mom dressed as our favorite classic monster couple, ready to go treating with their costumed kids, according to Dept. 56's official line for this set (#55016). I really love this pair. The robot is just awesome, with his little metal wire antennae and his very cool, shiny little jack o'lantern treat bucket. His eyes are a little far apart and flat under that robot box mask, though -- hhmmm, maybe he is the guy's son and they're human after all, just not very handsome -- no, no, I stick to my hypothesis. Robot Boy (Roboy?) is very cool.
I really love this pair. The robot is just awesome, with his little metal wire antennae and his very cool, shiny little jack o'lantern treat bucket. His eyes are a little far apart and flat under that robot box mask, though -- hhmmm, maybe he is the guy's son and they're human after all, just not very handsome -- no, no, I stick to my hypothesis. Robot Boy (Roboy?) is very cool. However, don't let his seeming insecurity fool you. Notice that he's the only one who thought to bring two candy conveyances, a pillowcase and a little black cauldron.
However, don't let his seeming insecurity fool you. Notice that he's the only one who thought to bring two candy conveyances, a pillowcase and a little black cauldron. Yessir, this set is a fun and valued, if tiny, part of the menagerie of miniature monstrosities on display here.
Yessir, this set is a fun and valued, if tiny, part of the menagerie of miniature monstrosities on display here. I'm really enjoying the pub chatter over the "scariest version of a given monster" topic of our last post.
I'm really enjoying the pub chatter over the "scariest version of a given monster" topic of our last post. Hallowe'en Spirit admitted that for her, it was "Vampires. Always vampires. Modern incarnations of Dracula in particular.  Even Universal's Dracula scared me a little..."
Hallowe'en Spirit admitted that for her, it was "Vampires. Always vampires. Modern incarnations of Dracula in particular.  Even Universal's Dracula scared me a little..."  Fester, always an intelligent, humored and valuable patron of this little place, waxed insightfully about his childhood relationships with our beloved monsters. I hope you don't mind my bringing it from the commentary to the forefront, Fes... what can I say? You put it so perfectly:
Fester, always an intelligent, humored and valuable patron of this little place, waxed insightfully about his childhood relationships with our beloved monsters. I hope you don't mind my bringing it from the commentary to the forefront, Fes... what can I say? You put it so perfectly:
 This is the stuff for which the Skull & Pumpkin was made, the stuff  on which it thrives -- friends talking horror, Hallowe'en, and all the  other monstery goodness we hold as requirements for a meaningful life...
This is the stuff for which the Skull & Pumpkin was made, the stuff  on which it thrives -- friends talking horror, Hallowe'en, and all the  other monstery goodness we hold as requirements for a meaningful life...
 This thing 'coming to get me' gave me nightmares!
This thing 'coming to get me' gave me nightmares! He's a deformed, retarded Japanese 'boy-made-huge' with horrible teeth who looks like a Pakuni from Land of the Lost and can't speak but for the occasional grunt and roar. Not a terribly PC reason for being scared but a child's fear-trigger is rarely polite -- this utterly foreign (in concept  and location) 'Frankenstein' scared me to pieces as a kid. So, personal answer #1, Chaka here is the scariest Frankenstein ever.
He's a deformed, retarded Japanese 'boy-made-huge' with horrible teeth who looks like a Pakuni from Land of the Lost and can't speak but for the occasional grunt and roar. Not a terribly PC reason for being scared but a child's fear-trigger is rarely polite -- this utterly foreign (in concept  and location) 'Frankenstein' scared me to pieces as a kid. So, personal answer #1, Chaka here is the scariest Frankenstein ever. Looks like a totally messed up David Cross, doesn't he? He's drug-addled, rabid, smelly, and about to dig into his own temple with his cruddy fingers to remove a piece of his own brain (to give to Dee Wallace while delivering a most memorable bit of classic early '80s horror film dialogue)!
Looks like a totally messed up David Cross, doesn't he? He's drug-addled, rabid, smelly, and about to dig into his own temple with his cruddy fingers to remove a piece of his own brain (to give to Dee Wallace while delivering a most memorable bit of classic early '80s horror film dialogue)! Loooooook at that snarling, salivating, psychotic beast. Matted, filth-caked, wiry-haired, mangy, stinking, sweaty, bloody, beady-eyed evil that also happens to be like 12 feet tall, I swear. Okay, maybe more like 7 or 8. Point is, standing below it, you won't care about the exact height. Not for very long, at any rate.
Loooooook at that snarling, salivating, psychotic beast. Matted, filth-caked, wiry-haired, mangy, stinking, sweaty, bloody, beady-eyed evil that also happens to be like 12 feet tall, I swear. Okay, maybe more like 7 or 8. Point is, standing below it, you won't care about the exact height. Not for very long, at any rate. Now, this is a UK legend, not eastern European, but still... to a kid it all wraps into one. Besides, the bald, pocked, pointy-eared thing reminded me so immediately of another terrifying vampire:
Now, this is a UK legend, not eastern European, but still... to a kid it all wraps into one. Besides, the bald, pocked, pointy-eared thing reminded me so immediately of another terrifying vampire:
 Yes, Nosferatu (1922)'s Count Orlock might have been a 'Count' but he was no Lugosi lover man; Orlock was an animal, a fiendish plague rat on two legs, whose infectious bite destroyed not just your life but your soul.
Yes, Nosferatu (1922)'s Count Orlock might have been a 'Count' but he was no Lugosi lover man; Orlock was an animal, a fiendish plague rat on two legs, whose infectious bite destroyed not just your life but your soul.


 It is a relatively rare and odd set... this first set only had 18 cards, and a second reportedly had some 50 cards, but neither set was officially released in the U.S. and not being a big card expert, I can't say much more than "COOL!" and "I would love to see a real Monster Olympics!"
It is a relatively rare and odd set... this first set only had 18 cards, and a second reportedly had some 50 cards, but neither set was officially released in the U.S. and not being a big card expert, I can't say much more than "COOL!" and "I would love to see a real Monster Olympics!" Originally published by Random House in 1963, Ghosts and More Ghosts is a superb collection of Robert Arthur's creepy, funny short stories. It seems to have been geared toward the juvenile market, but there are some real gems in here. The above is my own copy from many, many years ago, the first paperback Windward Books edition from 1972.
Originally published by Random House in 1963, Ghosts and More Ghosts is a superb collection of Robert Arthur's creepy, funny short stories. It seems to have been geared toward the juvenile market, but there are some real gems in here. The above is my own copy from many, many years ago, the first paperback Windward Books edition from 1972. What good is drawing monsters if you can't do it in school wasting valuable
What good is drawing monsters if you can't do it in school wasting valuable  Five years later, a Junior in high school, and I'm still scribbling instead of taking notes.
Five years later, a Junior in high school, and I'm still scribbling instead of taking notes. Some time in 1986 I inked what I intended to look like a mad doctor's journal/sketchbook.
Some time in 1986 I inked what I intended to look like a mad doctor's journal/sketchbook. A distinctly Bradbury-esque Martian, created during a memorable
A distinctly Bradbury-esque Martian, created during a memorable The following Winter, and aliens are still on my mind. Apparently at 15
The following Winter, and aliens are still on my mind. Apparently at 15 1983 saw me in a rather post-apocalyptic mood. A Mad-Max-Meets
1983 saw me in a rather post-apocalyptic mood. A Mad-Max-Meets Some kind of wolf creature, crouched and waiting for someone or
Some kind of wolf creature, crouched and waiting for someone or Pretty much my 16 year old take on the famed cover art from Uriah Heep's 1982
Pretty much my 16 year old take on the famed cover art from Uriah Heep's 1982 My favorite drawing from my '80s days. A Poe-ish revenant, Bosch influenced,
My favorite drawing from my '80s days. A Poe-ish revenant, Bosch influenced,  Love the look -- the blurry, sketchy 'you can't win' insistence/near-smile of Death.
Love the look -- the blurry, sketchy 'you can't win' insistence/near-smile of Death.