"
... they're coming to get you, Barbra."
Here's another slice of the wonder that is Monsterpalooza -- and why this past show may have been the best yet.
'Monsterpalooza '13' sign created by Mad Miranda and Your Humble Pubkeep.
Now, you can't have been loyal S&Pbrains this long and somehow missed that your Humble Pubkeep is a fanatic for the films of George Romero, and most especially his original 1968 masterpiece,
Night of the Living Dead.
I've only
written about it like a
zombillion times.
I believe I have coined the phrase
RomZoms to distinguish Romero's creations from the rest of the films/tropes/mythologies of zombiedom.
But we'll let future scholars argue over it another day, because tonight, I have a tale to tell.
Onward...
On Friday night, the first night of the 'palooza, we all attended a very fun panel discussion called
Ladies of the Living Dead, featuring original cast members Judith Ridley (Judy), Judith O'Dea (Barbra) and Kyra Schon (Karen, the body at the top of the stairs, and other stand-in parts).
Historic.
L to R: Ridley, O'Dea, and Schon.
Led by documentarian (
Autopsy of the Dead) and
Night of the Living Dead expert Jim Cirronella, the discussion was essentially a room full of zombie geeks asking questions I am sure these ladies have fielded a thousand times a year for decades... but it was just so much fun!
Now, I knew months before that they would be there -- it was in fact a fairly historic moment for
Night fans, since the three of them had never attended a convention at the same time -- and a thought hit me that I should do something to mark the occasion.
Do you remember this t-shirt?
This shirt was given to me by my Mama in 1988. I wore it for a year straight, it seems, and on every Hallowe'en since; if I include the extra Hallowe'en I gave the neighborhood during the September 2004 taping of the
HGTV Extreme Hallowe'en special (and I
do!), that makes
25 Hallowe'ens I have worn this very shirt!
I brought this special shirt with me to Monsterpalooza. I thought maybe I'd have Kyra Schon sign it, since she's on the damn thing and it is so cool.
Almost as we were heading out the door to make our way to Burbank, I thought "Wait, no Sharpie or paint pen is going to write on this threadbare shirt -- the white area is too washed out now, the black is... well, too black to see any writing. A silver or gold or even white paint pen would simply soak through and never hold up. What do I do?"
And I ran down to the dungeon laboratory and opened a drawer of painty things. There, laying atop the mess as if in wait for this moment, was a bottle of bright green slick fabric paint, with the tiny pen applicator tip.
Too perfect.
Come Sunday morning, the lovely V and I were at the show early, to turn on the
Raybot and make sure he was working, and get ol' Eddie Van Bone at least looking good, if not moving at all (ugh, hard drives!).
And V said, "Now.
Now is the time to get her to sign the shirt, before the doors open and the lines form. She might be at the table already!"
We walked to the celebrity table section, and sure enough, Kyra, Judith and Judith were
all there, just about ready to begin one last long day of monstergeekery and autographs and pictures.
Judith O'Dea looked up at us first, with her big smile and friendly eyes, and immediately began talking to us like we'd known her for years. At one point she even asked if either of us knew what was "going on with
The Masters?" Apparently having to spend that entire tournament weekend at a monster convention signing table was difficult for her golf-loving heart. I brought up the news and leader board on my Galaxy tablet and she perused it for a while, and thanked us for the "update on the civilised world!", she laughed. (I kinda have a crush on her, can you tell? A truly welcoming, wonderfully funny lady).
Then Kyra said hello as we came up to her table, and I told her the story of the shirt. She laughed, and thought it was very cool that "... you mean a
Lennon Sister actually bought a t-shirt with my face on it?!" She then said "Oh, you're going to need some cardboard to back it..." and reached under the table and grabbed a piece of cardboard (apparently just waiting there?!) to give me. V and I slipped/taped the shirt over it, and brought her the pen.
Well,
ALL three ladies were so wonderfully warm and friendly, and fun...
Kyra Schon couldn't have been more 'normal' and cool.
Judith Ridley explained, "I am only writing 'Judy,' not Judith, to save on having to write more with the paint pen!"
She was very sweet!
Ah, Barbra! Judith O'Dea rocks!
I could go on forever about how elegant and kind these ladies were, and are. But the end result for me, beyond forever having the memory of meeting three of the most important Scream Queens in my Hallowe'en Lovin' Heart... is this:
And now, officially retired from Hallowe'en duties, it is still on that same cardboard given me by Kyra, framed and mounted under glass next to my Romero zombie shelf...
... alongside my other original Night of the Living Dead treasures.
An honor.
And another splendid addition to the wondrous decor here at the Skull & Pumpkin.
To Kyra, and Judy, and Judith, a toast... raise 'em high now:
DUMDUMSHREKPOP!
Onward...
DDSP!
