Monday, January 11, 2010

Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be?

I went through a long stretch when I was a kid where nothing was as exciting as dressing up to become someone (or something) else. Oh, I'm an avid Hallowe'en kinda guy, so of course I continue to enjoy costuming and so on, but when I was little I'd go whole days as anyone from Mickey Mouse and Timmy from Lassie to Casper, Jimmy from H.R. Pufnstuf, and a thousand other childhood heroes. 

I'd talk like them (as best I could anyway, I imagine), do my hair like them, and find ways to turn my very normal and mundane wardrobe-of-a-little-kid-in-the-70's into a costume paradise -- upside-down beige dress shirts became a mad doctor's lab wear, long undies a mummy's wrap or (later) a Skywalker's garb. 

But early on, I also got the bug to try to look like them. Not just clothes and voices and mannerisms, but really look like them. 

Enter my obsession with all things MAAAAAKE-UUUUUUP! 

Stealing eyeliner pencils and creme fashion colors from the bathroom drawers and cabinets (and a few times Mom's purse, but that was like really really stealing so I didn't do it more than once or twice), I'd attempt the iconic Dracula widow's peak, the Wolfman's canine nose... eh, it was all a very fun mess. Then one day I found a little magazine-like book at the West Valley Regional Library (paradise for a generation): It originally came out in 1965; I found it in the early 70's and proceeded to collapse to the library floor to devour each page, soak in every detail of how to turn myself into insane characters like these:

 The discovery was dizzying and eye-opening. After some time had gone by I figured I'd had a long enough look for this visit, and hoping it would be there the next was about to put it back on the shelf, when I suddenly remembered I could take this thing home for two weeks... library, you fool! Rapture. This now-classic (and very desirable) magazine edition was my introduction to the legendary make up master and mentor to generations of make up artists, Dick Smith (here looking a bit like Andy Williams). If you've seen The Exorcist, The Godfather, Ghost Story, Amadeus, Little Big Man, Altered States and dozens of other similarly remarkable and ground-breaking films, you've seen Smith's inimitable work, and by simply watching the work of every other make up artist in film and TV over the last 40 years, you'll know the indelible imprint he's made on an entire industry. But back then at 6 and 7 years old, I wasn't really aware of such things. I just wanted to be a monster. Boy! did this thing produce! In terms even I could understand, the little 16 page booklet outlined how to turn things like cheese wax and plastic putty into this: ... and make up and hair from wigs and crepe to turn little kids like this (I think it's Dick's son?): ... into incredible monsters like this!: But it wasn't just for kids. No, this work was written for anyone wanting to enhance their knowledge and craft of make up. Step by step photos abound, and the effects are amazing.

This Skull make up features teeth made of wax affixed to thin strips of nylon stocking, and glued to the face allowing talking, eating and drinking. Superb!
Of course, I loved the pictures of the finished MONSTERS most of all...
Mr. Hyde
The Vampire (always loved the eyes!)
The Mummy And of course, the personal favorite...
The Wolfman!
Here, Smith himself displays a neat method for creating 'weird skin textures' using liquid latex, bread crumbs, ground coffee and tissue.
The page showing pictures of Smith's own experiments when he was a kid like me (well, maybe not nearly as young as I was then but still, not yet a grown-up pro) were truly inspirational!
Soon I began to look for other make up books, other ideas and techniques for making monsters. The first and best-remembered of the other publications I found would have to be Monster Make Ups and Creature Costumes, both by Marcia Lynn Cox. I first had them as separate titles, but by the mid-70's they had been released as one:
(clever title change... ahem!)
Of paramount importance in reading Monster Make Ups was finding more Wolfman stuff!:
A bit more like The Shaggy D.A. than a Werewolf but I loved this chapter and would read it over and over.
I remember my dad asking me about this book one afternoon as he read over my shoulder. I turned the page to see this Reptile Man, and he said 'They show you how to become Mel Torme?' 
It's still funny.
 
Still can't decide which is more terrifying.
 
Now, there's no good reason that Frankenstein's Bride should look like a late '80s streetwalker just sprung from a bar fight, but I've always liked the oddness of it.
 
Scar Face. Al Capone, not... but a pretty hideous concept for a kid, using Jell-O and such. Loved it!
 
Not as detailed a Skull as Dick Smith's booklet gives us, but this is a very cool cartoon-like design. Love the hood.
 
Creature Costumes was a very fun book, offering ideas for using Elmer's glue, poster board, foil, dried beans, crepe streamers, all kinds of odd but certainly found-around-the-house goodies to help my daily costuming needs. I pored over the steps for hours. My favorite was the last in the book, the Space Man
.
Wonder where 'Robert Urban' is now, and if he has an original hardback copy of this book around?
 
Whether you want to be a Crocodile Creature or just a guy whose trash exploded on him, Daniel's outfit is sure to please.
 
Hold on a sec. 'Demon Spirit'? This book MUST have been published before the early '80s. It wouldn't be allowed now. Plus, I think little Daniel Kushner is getting a bit too much papertime, if you ask me.
 
A rousing reunion of some of the monsters from the pages of these books.
 
And because The Skull & Pumpkin is such a fine establishment, I offer you this cool added extra free gift...
... BONUS COLOR SECTION!:

If anyone's interested (and why would you be visiting the S&P if you weren't at least a little?), Dick Smith's Do-It-Yourself Monster Make-Up Handbook is still in print and available here, or here, and many other places where such things might be found.  

For anyone playing along at home, the pictures I used in this post were taken from the 1985 reprint, which I got as a Christmas gift in 1987. Marcia Lynn Cox's books were very popular titles in the '70s and '80s, and while they seem to be out of print now, can all be found in cheap, relative plenty all over the used paperback/Scholastic Books collector market. 

There are other inspiring make up and special effects books from my younger days, and I'll get to them shortly. 

Spook out!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

In my cups.

So I'm doing some Winter cleaning in (of?) my room... lots of sorting, counting (loose change seems to find myriad places to live in drawers, closets, boxes, hampers), and rediscovering.

Some years back, Vonnetta gave me a set of coffee mugs done up in a decidedly Hallowe'en-ish style.

Totally forgot about them (sorry V I love you forever) until this afternoon.

They are simply awesome.

The Great Pumpkin sips His Infernal Cider from cups such as these.










Yeah. Soak it in.
And don't think for a second I'm not going to take up drinking cocoa and coffee more often now that I've rediscovered these beauties.

By the way, if you are interested in procuring a set of these fine mugs for your own fine selves:

Style # H1031/42-4
PUMPKIN HOLLOW- Set of Mugs
David Carter Brown Series
Sakura Inc.
A Division of Oneida Ltd.
41 Madison Avenue
New York, NY 10010
Made in the USA
All Rights Reserved
Hecho en USA /Todos Derechos Reservados

H1031... get it? Cle-vuh.

Man... awesome cups. V's awesome too.

Autumn's nothing without piping hot ciders, cocoas, teas and coffees. Don't think the rest of my year doesn't include these fine vessels.

DDSP. Oh yeah.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Heavens...

... to HORNETROID!

Something very cool to adorn the shelves of the Skull & Pumpkin -- a toy I once had, lost for years, and now replaced! I just received it in the mail from a good friend who decided to be very cool to li'l ol' me.

This is Hornetroid (as mentioned previously). It is the greatest action toy vehicle ever made (I don't want to hear it). Even the box (which is in great shape for being nearly 30 years old!) is just plain cool. Incredible artwork:

A quick perusal of the box lets you know the features and the coolness you are in for
(for which you... are... in...?):
Get that? No @$#%^^! batteries!

Those were the days. If I'd bought this from a collector today? Nevermind.

Opening the box, removing the foam packing, here's the joy inside:

Bliss! I get to assemble it once more, after 30 years!

Man... how many of these did we have lying about over the years?

And it comes with the original instruction sheet!:


Using it, I'm almost ready...

... and VOILA! Flying-Bug-Toy-From-The-Past wonderfulness.

I used to stare at the purple plastic bubbles on those 'eye' windows for hours...

Here's what it would look like to you if you were an Alien Micronaut piloting this fine machine:


I am happy to see the plastic bullet 'stinger' is still there; it's often missing:


Astonishingly, there is only one missing piece -- the plastic bullet missile above the cockpit:


... and of course it's missing a Micronaut Alien figure (such as Antron) to pilot her!:
I will graciously accept an Antron, a front missile, and any other Micronaut goodness
anyone wants to send me. I am not proud -- I'm a geek.


Such a geek in fact that I have quickly put together this goofy movie of the Hornetroid in action!
SEE! the battery-less flapping wings!
SEE! the manual landing gear drop!
SEE! how any ten year old could've done just this for hours at a time!



(music provided by Richard Wagner and Stan Kenton's band. And by the
way BEST video on the 'blog. Easily.)



Ah, Hornetroid. It's so good to have you back.

A fine post-Christmas surprise from a fine fellow nerd. Thank you kindly... your next few rounds are on the house!


So does anyone else have any stories of rediscovering some childhood treasure? Good pub talk, which is why we're here... bring it on! Send me a comment and we'll get more posts going.

DDSP!

Twenty-Ten Tunes.

It's time.


A few new tunes to grace your January ears.

I've kept the songs that will always be on the playlist (The Great Pumpkin Waltz, Pumpkintime) as well as two which always garner such nice comments (Peace, Grim Grinning Groove), and as I mentioned a few weeks back, the delightful Heartburn Waltz will remain through Valentine's Day.

As for the new stuff...

First up is a real Fall-reminder for me. When I was in high school, I spent a lot of time with my cousins and their friends, one of whom was a fine drummer and a jazz nut like me. We'd spend hours trying to learn tunes and improvise, and learned a lot from each other. And he had a great collection of jazz LPs.

One we listened to most frequently was Great Guitars of Jazz (MGM1971) , a compilation of tunes from some of the finest guitarists around; Moon & Sand, a bit of bossa nova beauteousness performed by the masterful Kenny Burrell, was the opening cut, and it always reminds me of drizzly Fall weekends, walking between houses carrying instruments and talking about music and girls and school and all the Autumn things young boys ponder.

Then, the main title track to 1964's fabulous The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao, which starred Tony Randall as a Chinese fakir and six other denizens of his menagerie. The film was scored by the legendary film composer Leigh Harline (1907-1969); in case that name isn't immediately familiar to you, just think of When You Wish Upon A Star, Someday My Prince Will Come, and other Disney classics (as well as dozens of films for other studios during the 50's and 60's). His score for Dr. Lao is one of my favorites, and the film is always very Autumnal to me in a Bradbury-esque way; circus magic, dark attractions, self-realizations, fearful discoveries of our failings, delightful discovery of our ability to forgive, befriend, and create magic ourselves...

Lastly, a personal need. I am sitting up in bed, nursing sore muscles from long travels, feeling a little sick and wishing it wasn't quite so snowy and 10-degrees-y outside. I kind of wish for a bit of late Summer calm to relax and get well. Ships, Sails & the Sea is a three-ish minute slice of an ambient sound piece I made for my pirate birthday party in July of 2006. The original track is over an hour long, a pure sound painting made from numerous audio files and effects I gleaned from years of doing such things. Just listen... think of sunny, breezy afternoons aboard a wooden hulled beauty. Perhaps one of the more musical deckhands is playing his concertina up in the rigging.

Aaahhhhh...

But remember, no matter how sunny or bright the outside world can be, here at the ol' S&P, it will be like this:

... until April!

MwahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Enjoy the music, as ever.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Another trip around the Sun.

2010.

It just looks cooler than 2009.

More balanced. Symmetrical.

Plus... we get another one of these...
2009 held some pretty great things.

Not least, the creation in June of the Skull & Pumpkin, which has now enjoyed 9,000-some-odd visits. Thank you all for that.

But 2009 also had a lot of crap in it and needed to end more. So 2009, thanks for the great stuff, shame on you for the bad stuff, and good riddance.

On to 2010.

I hope everyone has a fine year.

We've got a lot of Hallowe'en, horror, fantasy and fun to share. I'm looking forward to it all.

Happy 2010, everybody.

DDSP!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

The Post of Christmas Passed.



I need to just geek off for a second and become 'that guy'...

So... you see that Frankenstein mask?

Right. Well... A Christmas Story takes place in 1939-40.

And the first Frankenstein mask ever made, wasn't produced until 1948, when the legendary Don Post began his master monster mask-making career.

I love that Bob Clarke wanted that mask there (it's not a 1948 mask, of course, but a much later Post creation, hence this post being titled with Post) but come on... a little research, even in the early '80s, would have informed them of their utter folly.

At any rate, if I were Randy, I wouldn't be napping with a zeppelin. I'd be napping... wearing the mask!


DonDSPost !